Publication Date: February 16, 2013
[easyazon-image align=”left” asin=”1482566559″ locale=”us” height=”160″ src=”http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4121xgt8yuL._SL160_.jpg” width=”107″]A handy guide for assholes who wish to get laid online.
Telling opens his work with “Let’s begin under the assumption that you are an asshole, otherwise you would not be reading this book.” To clarify for my readers, I am not an asshole. I am a person who started out reviewing another book, but when I went online to look for publication dates, could not resist the title of this book. Telling starts with supposition that you want sex because it will make you prettier, healthier, more successful and irresistible to the world around you. People will want to be you. This is a brilliant move on Telling’s part. Everyone has sex and everyone from time to time wants sex. You are immediately in the asshole’s position whether or not you are in fact are an asshole or are even actively looking for sex online, you want to be that person that Telling is saying you can be.
Telling gives the reader information on varied swinging sites, and how to conduct oneself at the sites. He gives tips on how to filter out those just messing with you and to always make sure that you show up because nothing is worse than someone who doesn’t have their schedule clear when they set a meeting. Telling advises the “attached asshole” to be honest with his or her spouse and to set comfort zones. Telling stresses that in a marriage and an extra-marital relationship, trust is key. I like that Telling reminds the reader that whatever profile pic you put up is available for viewing by EVERYONE.The Complete Asshole’s Guide to Getting Laid Online may be intended as an instructional manual but I found it quite entertaining. If you’re a person who wants to find sex online, it’s probably a pretty helpful little guide. Unlike Telling’s other stories, this tome is sex education rather than erotica. The information contained is good common sense presented in a light and humorous way.
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